1 00:00:01,398 --> 00:00:05,151 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 2 00:00:05,152 --> 00:00:07,445 Okay, Woogle, send a message to Alex. 3 00:00:07,446 --> 00:00:09,197 - [chimes] - Hey, Alex. 4 00:00:09,448 --> 00:00:11,031 Don't worry, I'm not in trouble. 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,367 Actually, I've been at your brother's house for 12 hours 6 00:00:13,368 --> 00:00:15,608 and I haven't screwed up bad enough to get kicked out yet. 7 00:00:16,371 --> 00:00:18,122 Granted, nine of those hours I was sleeping, 8 00:00:18,123 --> 00:00:19,416 but still, a win's a win. 9 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:22,460 [sighs] I really wanna stay here, 10 00:00:22,461 --> 00:00:24,128 so I'm gonna be the best guest ever. 11 00:00:24,129 --> 00:00:26,255 I'm gonna do nice stuff and pitch in. 12 00:00:26,256 --> 00:00:27,339 I don't wanna jinx it, 13 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:29,176 but I think this is gonna work out. 14 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,260 Then again, I did fail my jinx final, 15 00:00:31,261 --> 00:00:32,679 so scratch that last part. 16 00:00:33,597 --> 00:00:34,806 And send. 17 00:00:38,185 --> 00:00:39,895 Let's see. Nice stuff. 18 00:00:40,937 --> 00:00:42,022 What's nice? 19 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:45,317 Ooh! I got it. A houseplant. 20 00:00:48,111 --> 00:00:50,489 Mm. No one notices a houseplant. 21 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:52,199 Ooh! I know. 22 00:00:57,162 --> 00:00:59,456 Too nice. That'll get him arrested. 23 00:01:02,626 --> 00:01:03,627 [sighs] 24 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:07,546 I'm overthinking. I'll just keep it simple. 25 00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:09,174 Make him a nice breakfast. 26 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:14,471 [whispering] Billie! 27 00:01:16,389 --> 00:01:17,474 [Giada] Aw! 28 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:19,600 Are you making me eggs? 29 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:22,145 Well, they certainly don't make themselves. 30 00:01:24,189 --> 00:01:25,982 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 31 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,319 [knock on door] 32 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:31,863 [Billie gasps] 33 00:01:32,364 --> 00:01:35,325 An egg was scrambling itself on my stove. 34 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:37,911 Did you want sunny side up? 35 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:40,497 You, lair, now. 36 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,542 You were using magic. 37 00:01:44,543 --> 00:01:46,168 Isn't that why Alex brought me here? 38 00:01:46,169 --> 00:01:47,921 So you could train me to control my magic? 39 00:01:48,171 --> 00:01:51,215 Yeah, in the lair. Giada almost saw. 40 00:01:51,216 --> 00:01:53,634 My wife, she's an investigative reporter. 41 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,678 She asks questions for a living. 42 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:57,930 And I do not want her knowing about my wizard past. 43 00:01:57,931 --> 00:02:02,686 Okay, so... so in here, wizard. Out there, mortal. Do we got it? 44 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:05,480 No problem, I can act like a mortal teenager. 45 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:09,525 I'm literally starving. Get out of my room. 46 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:10,861 Where even is my charger? 47 00:02:12,571 --> 00:02:13,989 Wow, you nailed that. 48 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:16,741 [? theme song playing] 49 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:20,911 {\an8}? Everything is not what it seems ? 50 00:02:20,912 --> 00:02:22,705 {\an8}? When you can have what you want ? 51 00:02:22,706 --> 00:02:24,665 {\an8}? By the simplest of means ? 52 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:27,668 {\an8}? Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ? 53 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:32,214 {\an8}? Because everything is not what it seems ? 54 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:34,508 ? You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ? 55 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:37,928 ? Because everything is not what it seems ? 56 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:39,180 ? Yes, please ? 57 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:42,892 - ? What it seems ? - [? theme song ends] 58 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:45,186 - Morning, Giada. - Hey, Billie. How'd you sleep? 59 00:02:45,478 --> 00:02:47,730 Great. Comfy mattress, cozy blanket, 60 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:49,399 no dragon screeching at 6:00 a.m. 61 00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:50,901 Dragon? 62 00:02:54,029 --> 00:02:55,738 {\an8}She's joking. [chuckles nervously] 63 00:02:55,739 --> 00:02:56,907 {\an8}It's a joke. 64 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,368 {\an8}Right, a joke. [chuckles] 65 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,078 {\an8}I was joking. 66 00:03:04,956 --> 00:03:07,459 {\an8}Hey, Dad, so it's new comic book day, 67 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,585 {\an8}and Milo and I were taking stock of our finances. 68 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:11,004 {\an8}Turns out we don't have any. 69 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,006 Dad, it occurred to us, 70 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:15,800 we haven't been paid allowance in two weeks. 71 00:03:16,217 --> 00:03:19,929 {\an8}Oh. Is that right? Hey, Giada, question for you. 72 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:22,140 When's the last time the boys washed the dishes? 73 00:03:22,557 --> 00:03:24,851 {\an8}You know, I think it was two weeks ago. 74 00:03:25,352 --> 00:03:26,769 Which, if I'm not mistaken, 75 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,812 is also the last time they cleaned their bathroom. 76 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:29,898 [spits] 77 00:03:31,316 --> 00:03:32,835 {\an8}That bathroom hasn't been cleaned in two weeks? 78 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,277 {\an8}I don't wear shoes in there. 79 00:03:34,986 --> 00:03:36,153 Whoa, hold on. 80 00:03:36,154 --> 00:03:37,905 You guys aren't paying us allowance 81 00:03:37,906 --> 00:03:39,658 {\an8}because we didn't do chores? 82 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:42,243 {\an8}Yeah, that's how allowance works. 83 00:03:42,494 --> 00:03:45,246 {\an8}Grandma gives me money for being cute. Just saying. 84 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:49,041 If you want your allowance, you have to do your chores. 85 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:50,669 Okay, but that's gonna take forever. 86 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,711 - I can help. - Really? 87 00:03:52,712 --> 00:03:55,548 Yeah, I live here now. I can pitch in. 88 00:03:56,216 --> 00:04:00,511 {\an8}Billie, that is so sweet. She's been here two days, boys. 89 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:02,555 {\an8}Two days and she's already my favorite. 90 00:04:04,182 --> 00:04:05,642 {\an8}[together] But I'm the favorite! 91 00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:07,435 {\an8}[together] Wait a minute. 92 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:11,021 All right, let's do these chores. 93 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:12,148 How can I help? 94 00:04:13,441 --> 00:04:14,441 {\an8}Let's see, how could a wizard help with chores? 95 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:15,859 {\an8}Oh, here's an idea. 96 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,862 {\an8}You could cast a spell that does our chores for us. 97 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:20,656 I thought you didn't like her doing magic. 98 00:04:20,657 --> 00:04:23,158 {\an8}Milo, we have two weeks of chores to do. 99 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:24,994 {\an8}I'd let her conjure another floogie 100 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:26,663 if it would clean our room for us. 101 00:04:27,455 --> 00:04:29,207 Sorry, I can't use magic. 102 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:31,500 What? Why? Did you lose your wand? 103 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,128 No, I still have my wand. 104 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,380 Then use it. I'm not cleaning that bathroom. 105 00:04:36,381 --> 00:04:37,589 Milo has terrible aim. 106 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:39,634 What can I say? It's my one flaw. 107 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:42,845 I told you, I can't use magic. 108 00:04:42,846 --> 00:04:44,888 - I get it, she doesn't know how. - I know how! 109 00:04:44,889 --> 00:04:46,557 Yesterday you were all, "I'm a powerful wizard!" 110 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:48,142 - I am a powerful wizard! - And today you're like, 111 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:49,435 "I don't know the spells to do chores." 112 00:04:49,436 --> 00:04:50,687 I know the spells. 113 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:53,290 I just promised your dad I wouldn't use magic, okay? 114 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:54,399 Our dad? 115 00:04:57,027 --> 00:04:58,570 Not because he's a wizard, 116 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:00,572 if that's what you were thinking. 117 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:04,408 - I wasn't. But I am now! - Dad's a wizard? 118 00:05:04,409 --> 00:05:05,909 We gotta go talk to him about this! 119 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,161 No, you can't! 120 00:05:07,162 --> 00:05:09,455 - I wasn't supposed to tell you. - Dad! 121 00:05:09,456 --> 00:05:11,206 End whisper chant with pure devotion, 122 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,875 bound by magic trapped in slow motion. 123 00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:15,462 - [distorted] Don't... - I gotta find a way to fix this. 124 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:17,964 Hurry up, spit it out! 125 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:22,301 I'm just playing, I know you in slow motion. I'll be right back. 126 00:05:22,302 --> 00:05:24,262 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 127 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:27,640 Hey, Justin, I've been thinking about Billie. 128 00:05:29,309 --> 00:05:31,351 What about Billie? Like about how she's such a neat kid 129 00:05:31,352 --> 00:05:33,688 for offering to do chores? What a superstar, am I right? 130 00:05:34,898 --> 00:05:37,357 It's just, she's... she's living with us now, 131 00:05:37,358 --> 00:05:39,777 and I really don't know anything about her. 132 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:42,280 I'm gonna go talk to her, ask her some follow-up questions. 133 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:44,783 Follow-up questions? No, wait! 134 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:48,952 She's in there doing chores, don't bother her, you know? 135 00:05:48,953 --> 00:05:50,789 Maybe ask me, maybe... maybe I know. 136 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:53,707 Okay, um, where's she from? 137 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,461 Oh, she's from Wiz... consin. 138 00:05:57,295 --> 00:05:58,296 Wisconsin! 139 00:05:59,714 --> 00:06:02,007 Okay, and what's she into? Is she into music? Sports? 140 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:05,552 - Sports. Yep, sports. - Yeah. 141 00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:07,514 - So what's her favorite team? - Uh... 142 00:06:08,515 --> 00:06:11,059 You know, probably, uh... the Wizards. 143 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,104 - That's weird. - Is it? Why? 144 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:17,106 Well, she's from Wisconsin. You'd think it'd be the Bucks. 145 00:06:17,107 --> 00:06:19,900 You'd think that, yeah, right? You'd totally think that. 146 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,112 Well, nothing I can do about it now. 147 00:06:23,154 --> 00:06:25,823 So, basketball, that... that can't be all. 148 00:06:25,824 --> 00:06:27,624 You know, look, I'm just gonna go talk to her. 149 00:06:27,784 --> 00:06:29,118 Of course that's not all, Giada. 150 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:30,787 She also loves to do spell... 151 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:33,747 ing bees. Spelling bees. 152 00:06:33,748 --> 00:06:36,084 And... And... And the musical, The Wiz. 153 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,837 And she loves her wand... 154 00:06:39,796 --> 00:06:41,422 a Sykes. 155 00:06:42,173 --> 00:06:44,091 Yep, big fan of Wanda Sykes. 156 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:45,717 Sports, comedy, arts, and academics. 157 00:06:45,718 --> 00:06:48,137 Sounds like a well-rounded, interesting character to me. 158 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:50,974 So, does that answer all your questions? 159 00:06:52,308 --> 00:06:53,351 I guess? 160 00:06:56,646 --> 00:06:58,063 [sighs in relief] 161 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,690 I cannot believe I made up that whole backstory 162 00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:01,442 like right off the top of my head. 163 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:03,319 [sighs deeply] 164 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:06,113 Should I do improv? No, that's ridiculous. 165 00:07:06,114 --> 00:07:07,407 I should teach improv. 166 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:12,120 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 167 00:07:13,163 --> 00:07:14,329 [sighs] Gotta find a way 168 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,374 to make the boys forget what I told them. 169 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,668 Oh! They got Wizardpedia. 170 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:22,005 Welcome to Wizardpedia, 171 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,757 the all-knowing wizard encyclopedia. 172 00:07:25,008 --> 00:07:27,551 I need an erasing spell, not because I messed up, 173 00:07:27,552 --> 00:07:29,262 but I will be clearing the search history. 174 00:07:30,096 --> 00:07:31,848 I've got an erasing potion! 175 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:35,685 - Perfect! - Section one, history. [clears throat] 176 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:38,437 The first recorded use of an erasing potion was... 177 00:07:38,438 --> 00:07:39,688 No time. 178 00:07:39,689 --> 00:07:41,274 - In many cultures... - No time! 179 00:07:42,317 --> 00:07:44,443 Well, I do have a formula, 180 00:07:44,444 --> 00:07:46,613 but I don't suppose you have the time for that. 181 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,114 Quit playing, Wizardpedia. 182 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:50,283 [chuckles] Very well. 183 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:56,038 Two parts moonlight, one part dragon scale, 184 00:07:56,039 --> 00:07:58,791 and a pinch of shadow mist. 185 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:03,837 Now, gently, very gently mix the... 186 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:05,172 Oh! Oh! 187 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:07,966 Or just do that. What do I know? 188 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:09,343 I'm only the collective knowledge 189 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:11,262 of thousands of years of wizardry. 190 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:14,681 Now, all I gotta do is splash the guys 191 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:16,309 and their memories will be erased. 192 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:18,978 Wait, you want to erase their memory? 193 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,230 Oh, boy. 194 00:08:21,231 --> 00:08:25,818 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 195 00:08:26,236 --> 00:08:28,028 Hey, Billie. You settling in okay? 196 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,949 Me? Yup. Settling in great. Well, good talking to you. 197 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,492 Hold on a second. 198 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:36,829 I think we should talk about this whole Wizards thing. 199 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:38,915 What? How do you know about that? 200 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:40,290 Justin told me. 201 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,043 Justin told you about wizards? 202 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,961 Yeah. And, you know, it's not a big deal. 203 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:46,042 But I just... I wouldn't go around telling everybody. 204 00:08:46,089 --> 00:08:47,173 I wouldn't. I would never. 205 00:08:48,716 --> 00:08:50,175 'Cause, you know, you're living in Staten Island now, 206 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,296 so your choices are really only the Knicks or the Nets. 207 00:08:52,595 --> 00:08:53,638 The what and the heh? 208 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:57,462 Basketball? Justin said the Wizards are your favorite team. 209 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:01,771 Right! The Wizards. Go basketball! See ya. 210 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:04,983 "Go basketball"? 211 00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:09,069 [distorted] Don't... 212 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:12,407 Slow no more, swift restored, back to full speed, I implore! 213 00:09:12,991 --> 00:09:15,158 You dare cast a spell on us, 214 00:09:15,159 --> 00:09:18,079 is what I was gonna say before you cast a spell on us. 215 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:22,208 I can't believe Dad's a wizard! Dad! 216 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,668 You can't tell him that I told you. 217 00:09:24,669 --> 00:09:27,338 This isn't the kind of information you just, like, forget. 218 00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:30,591 It is now. In a second, you'll forget everything. 219 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,677 Why'd you do that? 220 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,178 - What is this? - Erasing potion. 221 00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:36,973 - Give me that. - [crashes] 222 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:41,394 Please tell me you know a spell for a new pair of chinos. 223 00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:44,397 It didn't work. I still know Dad's a wizard. 224 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:49,277 Something got erased. Milo, your top half is gone. 225 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:51,571 Roman, your bottom half is gone. 226 00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:56,909 Billie, you didn't erase our memories, you erased us! 227 00:09:57,201 --> 00:09:58,910 Any chance I erased me? 228 00:09:58,911 --> 00:10:00,537 - No! - Dang it! 229 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:02,138 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 230 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:07,045 This is a nightmare, Monday's picture day! 231 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,379 - I can fix this. - Are you crazy? 232 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,506 You're the one who did it! 233 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:13,091 In my defense, I was looking for an erasing potion, 234 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,719 not an erasing potion! 235 00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:17,180 Oh, I see where the mix-up happened. 236 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:20,057 Dad's a wizard, he can fix this. 237 00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:21,683 No, please, don't tell your dad. 238 00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:22,894 Why not? 239 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,187 Come on, Milo. 240 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:26,647 I don't wanna get kicked out, okay? 241 00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:28,274 Kicked out? 242 00:10:29,484 --> 00:10:30,276 It's happened at every other place I live. 243 00:10:30,277 --> 00:10:31,652 I mess up, and I get kicked out. 244 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:33,904 - My dad wouldn't do that. - Really? 245 00:10:33,905 --> 00:10:36,865 What would you do if the kid you took in blew your biggest secret 246 00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:39,117 and turned your sons half invisible? 247 00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:40,535 If it makes you feel any better, 248 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:42,580 I like to think of us as half visible. 249 00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:45,082 Please, you can't tell. 250 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:47,502 I have nowhere else to go, just let me fix this. 251 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,545 Okay, fine, but you owe me. 252 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:52,423 In addition to the legs you already owe me. 253 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,592 - Thank you. - [Giada] Hey, guys. 254 00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:56,803 It's your mom. Hide! 255 00:11:00,515 --> 00:11:03,017 Hey, Giada, nothing to see here. 256 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:04,768 I mean everything to see here 257 00:11:04,769 --> 00:11:07,605 because it's all here, and you can see it. 258 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,690 Good to know. 259 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,193 Roman, if you see your father, tell him I'm in the garage. 260 00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:13,820 And don't forget to do the dishes. 261 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,405 [Milo] I'm on it, Mom. 262 00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:18,573 Was that Milo? 263 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,951 Uh, yeah, you just missed him. 264 00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:24,204 He ran upstairs to go clean the... shower. 265 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,081 [scoffs] Clean the shower? 266 00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:28,375 Billie, you are such a good influence. 267 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,918 [scoffs] You might wanna wait 268 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:32,004 till you get all the facts on that one, Mom. 269 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,051 [Milo] Phew! Thought we were busted for sure. 270 00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:39,637 - [Justin] Giada? - We still might be. 271 00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:46,227 Hey, Justin, Giada wanted us to tell you she's in the garage. 272 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:47,727 The garage? 273 00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:48,855 Okay, I'll be back. 274 00:11:50,022 --> 00:11:51,398 And Milo, how many times do I gotta tell you? 275 00:11:51,399 --> 00:11:53,692 Figure out what you want before you open up the fridge. 276 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:55,444 [Milo] I did, string cheese. 277 00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:58,197 That's what my fully visible top half is looking for. 278 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:00,408 Well, save some for me, 279 00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:03,904 'cause my fully visible top half will want some later. 280 00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:06,121 - [door opens, closes] - [sighs] Okay. 281 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,790 Time to un-disappear you. 282 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,417 Where's my wand? 283 00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,252 It was in my hand when you spilled the... 284 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,504 Oh, no. My wand's invisible! 285 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:15,965 Okay, well, we have to find it! 286 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:18,467 - [Milo] I found it! - My wand? 287 00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:20,470 [Milo] No. The string cheese. 288 00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:23,096 Now, I just gotta find my mouth. 289 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:27,268 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 290 00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:30,688 Giada? You in here? 291 00:12:31,481 --> 00:12:35,860 Hello, Justin. Please, have a seat. 292 00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:40,448 After our earlier conversation about Billie, 293 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:44,410 I couldn't help feeling like something's up. 294 00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:46,162 Oh, no. 295 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,706 That's bright. 296 00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:53,878 So, I'd like to ask you some follow-up questions. 297 00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:57,006 Follow-up questions. 298 00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,716 So, let me get this straight. 299 00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:01,801 You're saying that Alex met Billie 300 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:03,345 at a dog-walking conference, 301 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:06,389 and took her under her wing because, and I quote, 302 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:09,602 "Billie is the most powerful dog-walker ever"? 303 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:11,395 Is that what I said? 304 00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,022 I mean, if you said I said it, then I must have said it, so... 305 00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:15,149 Is it hot in here? 306 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,068 Yeah, the thing is, I did a search 307 00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:20,445 and there hasn't been a dog-walking conference in Wisconsin 308 00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,448 since 1962. 309 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,449 Are you sure about that? 310 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,118 Did you check the whole internet? 311 00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:27,911 You're not making sense. 312 00:13:27,912 --> 00:13:29,704 I mean, this girl is living in our house, 313 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:30,956 and I don't know anything about her. 314 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,332 Well, Billie and I are both wizards. 315 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,167 I just want to know what color pillows she likes. 316 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,294 - Did you say "pillows"? - Did you say "wizards"? 317 00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:38,880 I said lizards. Green. Lizard green. 318 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,341 Yeah, that's a color. 319 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,468 Tell me more about these pillows. 320 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:44,719 Well, no, you know, I just want to know what she likes 321 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,555 because I want to be able to redecorate her room 322 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:47,932 so she'll feel more at home. 323 00:13:48,808 --> 00:13:50,393 That's why you're interrogating me? 324 00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:52,061 Interrogating you? 325 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,764 Oh, honey, if I were interrogating you, you'd be crying. 326 00:13:56,732 --> 00:14:00,236 Exactly. And I'm not crying at all, so... [sniffles] 327 00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:01,861 Why don't we go check out these pillows? 328 00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,405 Okay, I'll go grab my keys. 329 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,074 Good, yeah, you drive, 'cause... 330 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,158 I got something in my eye. 331 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:11,162 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 332 00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,373 Where's my wand? 333 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:16,156 [Milo] It'd be so much easier to find if we could see it. 334 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:18,004 - [grunts] - [objects clatter] 335 00:14:18,254 --> 00:14:21,548 God, Milo, I tripped on your dumb legs. 336 00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:22,716 How'd you do that? 337 00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:24,719 They're the one part of him you can see. 338 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:28,054 [Milo] Uh, guys? The bottle! 339 00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:29,514 The potion must've made it disappear 340 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:30,635 when you guys were fighting. 341 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,643 But the flour made it visible. 342 00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:34,811 That's it. That's how we find my wand! 343 00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:36,938 Do you guys have anything else powdery around here? 344 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:39,149 A pouch of nibble warts? Some ground shibble sticks? 345 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:42,862 A card to the Wally Gog? No Wally Gog? 346 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,864 There's baking soda in the fridge. 347 00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:49,160 [chuckles] Baking soda, that's a funny word. 348 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,579 [Justin in the distance] Boys, can you give me a hand? 349 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,706 Somebody's gotta stall him. 350 00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,084 - [Milo] Coming, Daddy! - What? Not you, Milo! 351 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,336 - [Milo] Hey, Dad! - Hey, Dad! 352 00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:00,463 [Justin] Hey, guys. 353 00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:03,674 Do some shopping, did we? 354 00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:06,969 Are you wearing Milo's pants? 355 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:13,684 I suppose in this instance, it would appear that I am. 356 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,605 Come on, wand, where are you? 357 00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:19,690 There you are. 358 00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:22,442 Hey, can you boys give me a hand with these bags? 359 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,986 [chuckles] Sure thing, Dad. 360 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,196 Okay, we have to move in perfect unison. 361 00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:29,450 On three, step left. One, two, three. 362 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:31,994 Why didn't you go left? 363 00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:34,496 [Milo] It's not my fault. I can't see my hands. 364 00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:35,998 I don't know which one makes the L. 365 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,584 Roman? Milo? 366 00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,336 Dad, it's not what it looks like! 367 00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:42,545 Found my wand! 368 00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,423 Justin, it's not what it looks like! 369 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,049 Giada is right outside. 370 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,135 Quick, give me your wand! Revealus! 371 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:51,847 - Justin? - Giada! 372 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,599 It's not what it looks like! 373 00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,685 You just did magic! 374 00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:58,354 Okay, it is what it looks like. 375 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,272 Justin, what is going on? 376 00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,441 Look, 377 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,424 there's something that I should have told you a long time ago. 378 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,779 I'm a wizard. 379 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,573 [scoffs] A wizard? 380 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,450 I know. It sounds crazy. 381 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:13,910 Yes, it does. 382 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:14,995 But it's true. 383 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,165 I don't even... I don't even know what this is. 384 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,835 Giada. Giada, wait. I... 385 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,294 - Justin, I'm sorry. I didn't... - What were you thinking? 386 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,629 This is exactly the kind of behavior 387 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,990 that got you kicked out of WizTech. 388 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:27,633 - Dad. - Guys, just... 389 00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:30,886 Just go upstairs, okay? Please. Go. 390 00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:38,268 I told you not to use magic outside of the lair. 391 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:40,269 How am I supposed to train you if you won't listen? 392 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,147 I'll talk to Giada. I can fix this. 393 00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:43,941 No, I will talk to Giada. You just... 394 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:45,735 just go. 395 00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,153 - But I... - Go. 396 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,285 [? somber instrumental music playing] 397 00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,123 Guess I did jinx it. 398 00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,925 [? upbeat rock music playing] 399 00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:17,557 What are you doing? 400 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,018 I want to make sure Billie's okay. 401 00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:20,685 Get back in here. 402 00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:21,895 Hey, we're not in trouble, 403 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,230 and I'd like to keep it that way. 404 00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:28,944 Billie! Billie! 405 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,571 She won't come out. 406 00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,198 I'll get her to come out. 407 00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:36,284 Billie, the Magical Association of Screw-ups just called. 408 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:37,912 They want to give you an award! 409 00:17:40,498 --> 00:17:42,666 Yeah, she didn't zap me. Maybe she's not in there. 410 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:50,424 She's gone. 411 00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:55,428 You expect me to believe there is a wizard world 412 00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:57,222 that exists outside of our own? 413 00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,891 Like Harry Potter? 414 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,351 Well, not close enough that they could sue. 415 00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:03,312 [chuckles] Right? But yeah. 416 00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:05,773 It's not funny, Justin. 417 00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:07,900 I feel like I don't even know you. 418 00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,860 No. You do know me, okay? 419 00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:12,738 I am the same man that you married. 420 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,990 Except also a wizard. 421 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,617 I just don't understand why you didn't tell me. 422 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,746 [hesitates] Because that part of my life... [sighs] 423 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,415 it didn't go the way that I planned. 424 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,043 So, I left it in the past. Or at least I thought I did, 425 00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:28,294 but then Alex showed up with Billie, 426 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:29,546 and she asked me to train her and... 427 00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:32,299 - Wait, Alex is a wizard? - I know, it's shocking. 428 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,592 No, that's the first thing you said that makes any sense. 429 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:36,345 She's way too cool to be a dog-walker. 430 00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:40,641 Look, I'm very sorry that I kept this from you. 431 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,226 I have so many questions. 432 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:45,395 And I promise I will answer them all, all right? 433 00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:47,690 No more secrets. I promise. 434 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,609 Dad, did you kick Billie out? 435 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,027 What? Why would you ask that? 436 00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:54,571 She said she's been kicked out of everywhere she's ever lived. 437 00:18:54,572 --> 00:18:55,780 And she's not in the house. 438 00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:56,990 Where would she go? 439 00:18:56,991 --> 00:18:58,511 She... She's probably just in the lair. 440 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,035 We have a lair? 441 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,830 I promise you I'll explain as soon as I'm back. 442 00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:06,916 [? dramatic rock musical sting] 443 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:09,336 Billie? Billie! 444 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,715 Oh, no. 445 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,425 Uh... 446 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,429 [? tense instrumental music playing] 447 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,057 You know, the nice thing about having nowhere to go 448 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,352 is you can go anywhere you want. 449 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,438 Bummer is I actually liked where I was. 450 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:29,899 [bus approaching] 451 00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:34,820 - [? music concludes] - [bus brakes hiss] 452 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,822 [Justin] Billie! Billie! 453 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,782 Why'd you run away? 454 00:19:40,159 --> 00:19:42,076 I know how this goes. I mess up, and I get kicked out. 455 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,454 Just like at WizTech. I'm just saving you the trouble. 456 00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,874 - No, no, no, no, no. This isn't WizTech. - [bus departing] 457 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,125 But I ruined everything. 458 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,211 I did the one thing you told me not to. 459 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,214 - You made a mistake. - I make lots of mistakes. 460 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:56,175 [sighs] 461 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:01,889 You're supposed to. It's a part of growing up. 462 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,386 But it doesn't mean that I'm not going to forgive you. 463 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:07,144 I really did try to keep your secret. 464 00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:10,064 I should have never asked you to do that. 465 00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:11,940 That was my mistake. 466 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,858 Also the not telling your wife and kids. 467 00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:15,579 Also the not telling my wife and kids, yeah. 468 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:18,613 [sighs] 469 00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:20,407 But look, you're not just a guest. 470 00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:23,284 You live with us, and in our family, 471 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,204 you don't get kicked out for making a mistake. 472 00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:27,790 Now, let's get home. 473 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,793 I was hoping you'd say that, 474 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:33,127 'cause I really like living with you guys. 475 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,420 Well, I was hoping you'd say that 476 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,757 because we really like having you live with us. 477 00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:40,551 So, since I'm not kicked out, 478 00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:42,638 who do I talk to about getting an allowance? 479 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,806 That'd be Giada, but I'd wait a few days. 480 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:48,560 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 481 00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:50,311 Look who I found. 482 00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:53,231 Oh, thank goodness. We were so worried. 483 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:54,358 Oh! 484 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,529 I don't love a group hug, but I am glad you're back. 485 00:20:58,946 --> 00:20:59,947 Me too. 486 00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:03,032 Now, Billie, we wanted to do something special for you, 487 00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:04,951 but I just need you to know I did not have accurate information 488 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,120 when I was shopping. 489 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,621 Yeah, that's on me. 490 00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:10,665 Sorry I wasn't honest about who Billie really is. 491 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,958 [clears throat] 492 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,377 Right, or about who I really am. 493 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,337 Since we're confessing things, 494 00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:19,507 when I was invisible, I tried out a rude hand gesture. 495 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,677 I didn't point it at anyone, but I tried it. 496 00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:26,807 Okay, let's go see the room. 497 00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:34,648 {\an8}I don't know what any of this stuff is, but I love it. 498 00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:36,817 - Thank you. - Oh! 499 00:21:39,153 --> 00:21:41,530 [sighs] Never had my own room before. 500 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,990 Yeah! Me neither. 501 00:21:43,991 --> 00:21:47,411 [? upbeat rock music playing, concluding] 502 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,544 [? suspenseful instrumental music playing] 503 00:21:56,378 --> 00:21:59,173 A young wizard was here. 504 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:02,718 I will not stop until I find them. 505 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:06,637 Soon, their power will be mine! 506 00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:09,600 - [laughs maniacally] - [? music concludes] 507 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:14,200 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0